Slightly delayed (sorry Mr Man's Wife) but here are the results of the music meme that I was tagged with whereby you have to put your iPod onto shuffle and list the first ten songs that are played. I solemnly swear that these are the actual results :o)
I tried to weave these into some sort of narrative but it's bloomin' difficult.

"So are you seeing Lucy today?" asked Beth.
"Yeah, I'm going to meet her at the Love Parade in town." said Tom.
"Ooh, is that the one with the poster of Lothlorien in the window?" asked Beth. "Someone keeps promising to buy it for me."
"Women! Always wanting stuff." laughed Pete.
"One day, brother, you'll learn that you have to treat these women with love and understanding," said Tom playfully punching Pete, "otherwise you'll
experience the unfortgettable fire of an angry woman!"
"It's so easy for you to say, I just seem to meet nut cases and feminists." moaned Pete.
"Oi," said Beth, earning Pete another not-so-playful punch on the arm.
"Sorry darling, you're good for me, you know that." Pete squeezed his girlfriend tightly.
"So where are you going afterwards?" asked Beth.
"We fancied trying out that new place near the beach, Cafe del Mar. It's supposed to do some really good sea food." said Tom.
"You two leave me breathless with all the running around you do." yawned Pete.
"Well I think you're crazy wanting to sleep the day away. Beth, can't you stick some dynamite up his butt and get him out more?"
"I don't think that would be a wise idea," said Beth seriously, "creatures of the night don't like the sunshine!"


Hehe. Ok, so it's not exactly Booker Prize material but my eclectic tastes threw up some interesting titles. Did you get them all? Full details are in the comments in case, like me, you'd be driven nuts by not finding one! ;o)